Cannabis Panda Express Chow Mein

Name: Cannabis Panda Express Chow Mein
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Yield: 4 servings
Cuisine: Asian
Ingredients: 400 g Chow Mein noodles (fresh or dried); 2 tbsp Cannabis sesame oil; 3 stalks Celery (sliced diagonally); 1 piece Onion (roughly chopped); 200 g Cabbage (cut into strips); 3 tbsp Soy sauce; 2 tbsp Oyster sauce; 1 tsp Sugar; 1 tsp Cornstarch; 2 tbsp Neutral oil (for wokking); 2 cloves Garlic

Savory | Easy | March 30, 2026

Prep 15 min

Cook 30 min

Total 45 min

Servings 4 servings

Difficulty Easy

Ingredients 11

Ingredients

400 g 14.1 oz Chow Mein noodles (fresh or dried)
2 tbsp 2 tbsp Cannabis sesame oil
3 stalks 3 stalks Celery (sliced diagonally)
1 piece 1 piece Onion (roughly chopped)
200 g 7.1 oz Cabbage (cut into strips)
3 tbsp 3 tbsp Soy sauce
2 tbsp 2 tbsp Oyster sauce
1 tsp 1 tsp Sugar
1 tsp 1 tsp Cornstarch
2 tbsp 2 tbsp Neutral oil (for wokking)
2 cloves 2 cloves Garlic

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Instructions

1

Cook noodles according to package directions (slightly al dente). Drain and toss with a bit of oil so they don't stick.
2

Whisk together soy sauce, oyster sauce, sugar, and cornstarch into a sauce. Keep cannabis sesame oil separate.
3

Heat a wok or large skillet over high heat. Add neutral oil until it just starts to smoke.
4

Stir-fry garlic, celery, and onion for 2 minutes, stirring constantly.
5

Add cabbage, stir-fry for another 2 minutes.
6

Add noodles to the wok, toss everything together. Pour sauce over and toss well.
7

Turn off heat. Drizzle cannabis sesame oil over and mix in.
8

Serve immediately — Chow Mein loses texture quickly when sitting.

Pro Tips

Add cannabis sesame oil at the end (after turning off heat) — sesame oil burns at high heat and loses aroma. The high amount of celery is typical for Panda Express.

Nutrition (estimated per serving)

320

Calories

18g

Fat

22g

Carbs

12g

Protein

Based on category averages. THC content depends on your strain and infusion method.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long do edibles take to kick in?

Cannabis edibles typically take 30–90 minutes to kick in, depending on your metabolism, body weight, and whether you've eaten recently. Always wait at least 2 hours before consuming more to avoid overconsumption.

How do I calculate the THC dosage for Cannabis Panda Express Chow Mein?

Use our THC Edibles Calculator to calculate the exact THC mg per serving based on your strain's potency and the amount of cannabis used. A common starting dose for beginners is 5–10 mg THC per serving.

How do I store Cannabis Panda Express Chow Mein leftovers?

Store cannabis edibles in an airtight container, refrigerated, for up to 5 days. Always label clearly with the THC content and keep away from children and pets.

What is the best cannabis strain for cooking edibles?

For cooking, strains with a balanced THC/CBD ratio and earthy, herbal flavor profiles work best. Popular choices include Blue Dream, Pineapple Express, and Girl Scout Cookies. Always decarboxylate before infusing.

Recipe Author Marcus Reid Reviewed for correct dosing, preparation & flavor accuracy. Verified by James K., Editor-in-Chief.

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